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| BEST SJMP FAILS OF THE PAST DECADE LOL Holy Crap it's been almost half a freakin year. I noticed that I haven't updated my xanga in... I don't know... about 5 months? Nonetheless, I was sitting at home, watching Glee, and got kicked off megavideo for hogging too much bandwidth before I started laughing like a psychopath. I happened to recall a few of the funny happenings in our pasts, and thus I wanted to remind my dear friends of the good times we've had together. BEST SJMP MOMENTS OF THE PAST DECADE (or moments involving us LOL) In no particular order of preference: Location: Toronto Zoo
Someone: Hey Sue, can you give me some "deen" (in chinese)
Sue: *bats eyelashes* Location: No Frills
Agnes: What the hell is the difference between Cacao and Cocoa?
Someone: Uh...
Agnes: *runs off to the closest staff member at No Frills before the other person could say anything* Excuse me, what's the difference between cacao and cocoa?
Staff Dude: Um... *takes the cacao can and turns it over* it's in french. Location: A certain manga bookstore
Anthea: Excuse me, where's the otaku section? Location: Unison Piano Company
Natalie: Hey Agnes!!!
Agnes: Hey Natz!
Natalie: *runs into glass door* Location: I don't remember... probably a supermarket?
A bunch of us: *walks around those metal poles at supermarkets*
Natalie: *walks into pole* Location: Natalie's house
Agnes: OMG Natz, why do you have bruises on your elbows and knees?
Natalie: I don't know, I keep running into the corner of the staircase. *starts walking up the stairs*
Agnes: How??? It's your own house! *turns on the staircase*
Natalie: I don't know... *keeps walking straight and bashes her knee into the corner of the staircase* Location: Bayview Ave.
Someone: LOL It would be so funny if someone walks into a telephone pole.
Natalie: I know eh??? *walks into a telephone pole* Location: Just outside of the SJMP Gym on International Day
Karen: I'm thirsty *takes bottle from Carmen*
Carmen: Umm....
Karen: EW WHAT'S THIS NASTY FISH TASTE *looks and sees a fish and floating fish shit in the bottle* Location: La Vie en Rose or La Senza... not sure (Part I)
Rosa + Con + Kathy: We need to buy a bra for Selina.
All: *stares at Connie* You've got the smallest boobies... (Selina's probably an A while Con is... at least a C) Location: La Vie en Rose or La Senza... not sure (Part II)
Connie: Um... are you sure I can come out?
Kathy: YES! Just come out dammit!
Connie: Just like this???
Kathy: OMFG YES JUST COME OUT.
Connie: Ok. *walks out with nothing but her bra on*
Kathy + Rosa: *shock* Um... we meant, WITH YOUR SHIRT. Location: Queen's University
Selina: *huge uni-boob... made of tissue. Pictures say 1000 words... if anyone has the picture, kindly pass it onto me XD* Location: Silver Star Blvd
Natalie: Is this Lemongrass? Are they inside? *looks really hard into a restaurant with blurry glass and stares, then turns away* Ah shit.
Anthea: Um, that was the wrong restaurant.
Natalie: Yea I figured. I was staring at some Caucasian guy.
Anthea: *looks back and sees white dude laughing nervously and looking terrified*
LOL. I'm sure there are more stories than that. If you guys remember any, let me know and I'll update this post. I think these things are totally worth remembering XD Thanks girls, you guys have been an important part of my life, through all the ups and downs, goods and bads. May this decade be better than the last :)
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| If I see a shooting star tonight...
the only thing I would wish for is that you are happy, and that you find that happiness in me.
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| Plagiarism!!!
LOL, due to the fact that I had to go camping during the weekend, and my lab being due the day after I return, I did something unbelievable.
I plagiarized.
WAIT! Before you all go crazy reporting me to UofT authorities, let me clarify what I mean by that. XD
Have you ever had to write a lab report that's... 70% similar to another one you've written? Well, I have now. I copied my intro, 80% of my materials and methods, and all my figure legends. Whoot whoot!
Regardless, anyone who wants to take BGYD21 as an elective, I suggest taking ANAL CHEM before taking BGYD21 =_=
Camping post to come later, right now, I just want some sleep.
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| Go-Karting is surprisingly fun lol.
So I went go-karting w/ fam friends on Sunday. I didn't think much of it, since my favourite stappy wasn't going, and go-karting sounded lame.
DAMN was I wrong. I LOVE go-karting XD XD XD
So who went? Hoey Horace Joe Karen (Pun, not Kare) Tracy Gigi Ginnie and me. Karen and Horace were the wussy drivers, Tracy being the surprisingly most ruthless one, and Joe and Hoey being typically male, thus speeding away with no regard for others XD XD XD.
Ended up ranking 4th the first time around, and 2nd the 2nd time. I would've been first the 2nd time if my kart wasn't dysfunctional and refused to go higher than 30mph =_=
ANYWAY. It was fun. I ended up pulling quite a number of muscles, and i'm in agonizing pain right now XD. This carried over to the point where I was completely useless to help with moving, SORRY KARE!
Speaking of which, Kare was talking to me and told me she received an email from Con saying that we weren't on good terms.
Now, personally, I care enough to read my friends' xangas because, well, I care. I'm not going to write an e-mail or anything to try to amend things, because I am definitely not in the wrong this time. I did nothing wrong, and I won't bow my head like I normally do.
So if Con cares enough, she'll read this and hopefully understand my point of view.
I really don't understand the purpose of picking a fight halfway around the world. I was really irritated when I saw the entry that she put up, because I honestly did everything with the sake of everyone in mind. One particular section of the entry made me very angry.
"I think the most dissappointing (lol sp error) thing was what some people have said about how I get "special" treatment, like as if I don't need to plan anything. For every celebration that I've had for myself, I had to plan it myself (okay with the exception that people always end up poking their fucking heads into everything)."
Let's back up here, shall we? If one takes another look at her entry, I honestly don't believe that the fact that PEOPLE CARING ENOUGH TO BUTT IN should be the one line deserving of the world "fuck". LOL! Don't I wish people cared enough to BUTT in to things I plan or whatever.
Let me rectify the circumstances of the night before whatever it was that Con planned. Yes, Con had a bday thing planned, and yet it was obviously not practical as well, most people didn't want to go. Ultimately though, the choice was still hers, she could've chosen to go clubbing with the few people who were willing to go with her. However, I just wanted to open more options. And so I tried to get people together and talk about it while we waited for her to get home. I, however, expected her home by 10:30, which was what she had told us. What time did she get home? 12:30. I was already uberly pissed because well, people like wushu were saying shit like "we shouldn't do anything without con here, Agnes Lee is a busybody who does unncessary things". Then my parents come in to yell at me because I was sleeping late. Look, I didn't want to sleep late. I had pulled a close-to-all-nighter the day before and was dreadfully tired, but I stayed up hoping to get this planning done and over with. In the end everything I did was completely unappreciated, maybe even unwanted. Fine, whatever. Like I've said before, I wash my hands of all this. I don't care anymore. People can plan things, and if I want to go, I will.
However, there were more things that irritated me. Con always says I don't tell her things, and how we're such close buddies, and that kinda crap. Yet, all Kare and I did was ask WHO she was going to the movies with that day, and even that one question wasn't answered. I really question this. So... I'm obliged by our friendship to speak up, while the other side is allowed to keep whatever the hell they want under wraps? It's not like I want to know everything, but at least answer the questions I ask.
Well, from what I've heard from others, I know Con should be enjoying her trip. However, let me point out again, that these are things I hear from others. No attempt to even contact someone who's been around for the past few years whenever I was needed? I don't know what to say or think. To make matters worse, I hear from someone ELSE that I'm supposedly "on bad terms" with her. I really don't believe that the status of my friendships should be dictated to me by someone else. I'm on bad terms and I didn't even know about it? LOL...
All in all, I'm irritated. In no way am I angry per se, it's all a simple case of lacking communication. However, I'm tired of "poking my fucking head into everything", including my own friendship which are APPARENTLY dictated only by the other party. If Con reads this, and cares enough, then she can get in touch with me. I'm not angry, and I'll be waiting patiently for a reply that may not ever come. If I get one, then I'll be a potentially happy camper. If I don't, it only goes to show how much this really matters.
End rant. The summer I'm having really sucked balls (the balls of a virgin geek who doesn't know how to masturbate, and is probably full of expired dead sperm). The only people who make it worthwhile are those who care enough to be with me whenever I need someone there. Special shouts to my one and only, and my beloved third wheel.
[edit] please don't misunderstand this as trying to avoid making amends. I'm just afraid of offending her some more by contacting her, since I would be closing the distance and possibly poking my head too far again. I'm not bitter, I mean the words exactly as I say them.
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| The most painful thing with falling in love...
is the loneliness
when the one you love
isn't by your side
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